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Like a Rolling Stone

Grabada en 1965 y desde entonces no ha sido superada.
La disquera y las estaciones de radio no la querían promocionar por sus seis minutos de duración y aún así llegó al segundo lugar en las listas en Estados Unidos debajo de Help! de The Beatles.

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware doll, you’re bound to fall”
You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You’ve gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you’re gonna have to get used to it
You said you’d never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He’s not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain’t no good
You shouldn’t let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain’t it hard when you discover that
He really wasn’t where it’s at
After he took from you everything he could steal

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They’re drinkin’, thinkin’ that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you’d better lift your diamond ring, you’d better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can’t refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You’re invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Murphy dice: Cuando estoy de bajón leo el email. Siempre tengo premios, trabajos, viajes y mi vida sexual es imparable…

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daLife

Pumped Up Kicks

Habría jurado que esto ya lo había publicado y creo que no… últimamente me ha gustado Foster the People y su canción pegajosa que a todos les gusta pero que nadie ha escuchado (leido) la letra de lo que cantan.

BTW, ya dije que un porcentaje de las razones por las que voy al Vive Latino este año es por ver este grupo??

Pumped Up Kicks
Foster The People

Robert’s got a quick hand
He’ll look around the room he won’t tell you his plan
He’s got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth he’s a cowboy kid

Yeah he found a six shooter gun
In his dad’s closet in a box of fun things
And i don’t even know what
But he’s coming for you, yeah he’s coming for you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Better run, better run faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah he’s coming home late
And he’s bring me a surprise
Cause dinner’s in the kitchen and it’s packed in ice

I’ve waited for a long time
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say your hair’s on fire you must have lost your wits yeah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Better run, better run faster than my bullet

Murphy dice: No está prohibido ni sale más caro dividir en párrafos los emails.

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Bad phone-mance


Murphy dice: Muchas personas preferirían morir que pensar; muchas lo hacen.

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daSex

17 and 1/2 is still jail bait

Andre Williams – Jail Bait

Primero la Versión Original:

Y la Versión en Vivo, aunque omite algunas líneas (debido a la edad o a ese amigo alemán de cuyo nombre no me acuerdo en este momento)

Y ahora la letra, y recuerden, 15, 16, 17 that’s jail bait.

I’m running
Yes before it’s too late
Trying to get away
From that jail bait

It’s a rough temptation
But a common invitation
And a good association
But a quck elimination
That will take you out of circulation
Yes I’m talking about that younger generation

So take my advice fellas
For goodness sake
15, 16, 17 that’s jail bait

Now they swear that they’re in love
That you and her got stars above
And she’s lookin mighty good
Just like a young girl should

Well we try to tell ya no
And let that young girl go
But you you know it all
You have yourself a ball

And now that it’s too late
As you look from cell number 8
I tried to tell yo old mate
17 and 1/2 is still jail bait

So tomorrow’s the date
For the trial of jail bait
And this you watch and see
The young girl will go free
And you’ll get one to three

So out the door she walks
To another man she talks
Before you can count
From one to eight
Another man in for
Jail bait.

Please mister judge
If you just let me go this time
I won’t mess with them young girls no more
I swear I’m not gunna bother them no more Mister Judge

I ain’t gunna bother nothin fifteen
I ain’t gunna bother nothin sixteen
I ain’t gunna bother nothin seventeen
I ain’t gunna mess with none at eighteen

I’m gunna leave the twenty year old ones alone too
Gunna get me a girl about forty-two
If you just believe what I say and let me go Mister Judge
Please Mister Judge I ain’t gunna bother then young girls no more

Gimme a break Mister Judge

Please Mister Judge

Murphy dice: Es difícil que se le cambie el puesto de trabajo, cuando en realidad el que sobra es usted.

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daFun

Para despedir el 2011

«Man on the Moon» de R.E.M.

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
See you heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
Are you having fun
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Here’s a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here’s a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here’s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter’s (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone wrestling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

 

Murphy dice: La línea entre una gran habilidad y una gran incapacidad parece extremadamente delgada.

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daFun

Este año nuevo…

baila como si nadie te estuviera viendo…

Murphy dice: ¿Su esposa está gorda, arrugada, con celulitis y fea? ¿sin ningún atractivo? Convénzala que camine 5 kms en la mañana y otros 5 kms en la tarde. En una semana estará a 70 kms de usted.

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daLife

Podría estar todo el día escuchando esta rola

(y lo he hecho)

 

I keep hearin’ you’re concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you’re givin’ me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin’ in your shoes, I wouldn’t worry none
While you ‘n’ your friends are worried about me I’m havin’ lots of fun

Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it’s hard to slow this swinger down
So please don’t give a thought to me, I’m really doin’ fine
You can always find me here, I’m havin’ quite a time

Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do

It’s good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete

Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do

Don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do

 

Murphy dice: Volar no es peligroso, lo peligroso es estrellarse.

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daFun

Las tortugas ninja

Primero, escucha el tema principal:

y ahora, escucha este otro:

Y hay más, y más, y más, y más

(para esto fue inventado YouTube)

Murphy dice: Incluso las cosas en que no creemos pueden destruirnos.

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daFun

Ross sisters

Aggie Elmira y Maggie, las hermanas Ross, un trío de los 40’s que contrataban, no precisamente por ser cantantes, si no por las acrobacias que realizaban:

P.D. Otros dos que contrataron, no precisamente por ser cantantes son este par.

Murphy dice: Vivimos en un mundo en el que, si llamas, llega antes a tu casa una pizza que la policía.

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daFun

Video Core Dump

Ahi van pues:

No, no es el dr. simi.

DarkSide

GimmeFaif

Soldados israelís

Murphy dice: El futuro parecia mucho mejor visto desde el pasado…