Murphy dice: Muchas personas preferirían morir que pensar; muchas lo hacen.
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17 and 1/2 is still jail bait
Andre Williams – Jail Bait
Primero la Versión Original:
Y la Versión en Vivo, aunque omite algunas líneas (debido a la edad o a ese amigo alemán de cuyo nombre no me acuerdo en este momento)
Y ahora la letra, y recuerden, 15, 16, 17 that’s jail bait.
I’m running
Yes before it’s too late
Trying to get away
From that jail bait
It’s a rough temptation
But a common invitation
And a good association
But a quck elimination
That will take you out of circulation
Yes I’m talking about that younger generation
So take my advice fellas
For goodness sake
15, 16, 17 that’s jail bait
Now they swear that they’re in love
That you and her got stars above
And she’s lookin mighty good
Just like a young girl should
Well we try to tell ya no
And let that young girl go
But you you know it all
You have yourself a ball
And now that it’s too late
As you look from cell number 8
I tried to tell yo old mate
17 and 1/2 is still jail bait
So tomorrow’s the date
For the trial of jail bait
And this you watch and see
The young girl will go free
And you’ll get one to three
So out the door she walks
To another man she talks
Before you can count
From one to eight
Another man in for
Jail bait.
Please mister judge
If you just let me go this time
I won’t mess with them young girls no more
I swear I’m not gunna bother them no more Mister Judge
I ain’t gunna bother nothin fifteen
I ain’t gunna bother nothin sixteen
I ain’t gunna bother nothin seventeen
I ain’t gunna mess with none at eighteen
I’m gunna leave the twenty year old ones alone too
Gunna get me a girl about forty-two
If you just believe what I say and let me go Mister Judge
Please Mister Judge I ain’t gunna bother then young girls no more
Gimme a break Mister Judge
Please Mister Judge
Murphy dice: Es difícil que se le cambie el puesto de trabajo, cuando en realidad el que sobra es usted.
Para despedir el 2011
«Man on the Moon» de R.E.M.
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
See you heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Newton got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
Are you having fun
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
Here’s a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here’s a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here’s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter’s (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone wrestling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool
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Ross sisters
Aggie Elmira y Maggie, las hermanas Ross, un trío de los 40’s que contrataban, no precisamente por ser cantantes, si no por las acrobacias que realizaban:
P.D. Otros dos que contrataron, no precisamente por ser cantantes son este par.
Murphy dice: Vivimos en un mundo en el que, si llamas, llega antes a tu casa una pizza que la policía.
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